how could i not be posting this.

so once again on my drive home from work, the dean blundel show came through with what could possibly be the best "news" story to come out of Hamilton/Burlington this year. Enjoy:


Man charged for smashing cars, brandishing champagne bottle at car lot
THE CANADIAN PRESS

BURLINGTON, Ont. - Police are investigating after a man went on a bizarre rampage Monday at a car dealership in Burlington, Ont.

A man allegedly used his pickup truck as a battering ram, smashing into five parked vehicles before driving the truck through the entrance of a Volkswagen dealership.

Halton Regional Police say the man then started urinating on parked vehicles before returning to his truck, grabbing a bottle of champagne and a glass and climbing onto the roof.

Police say the man was seen committing an indecent act and throwing objects at a bystander.
Officers arrived and the man was arrested without incident.

Guillaume Mercier, 36, of Hamilton was charged with mischief over $5,000 and committing an indecent act.
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in case you might be curious as to what this indecent act might be... masturbation. yes after Guillaume finished urinating on the vehicles (both inside and outside of the dealership), he thought the only thing left to do was pop a bottle of champagne, and relieve a little stress.

this also goes to show the difference between the laws in Nebraska, and those in Ontario. now granted i am not entirely certain of the penalty for "committing an indecent act," but in my opinion, this is a far more relevant example of vandalism than leaving "ass-prints" on store-front windows.